Yesterday's Relief Society lesson was on the Law of Chastity. On the topic of "Passionate kissing" (which is generally seen as a no-no when discussing the L.o.C.), our teacher commented:
"I don't know how to define 'passionate kissing;' I think in the moment you'll know that it is."
What?! Okay...
I discussed this topic later with my good friend, Andrea, and she made an even TRUER--and more hilarious--statement than the one above:
"I think we all know how to define 'passionate kissing,' but we don't want to because then we'd have to stop."
Let it be officially noted--this is now Reason #346 we're friends.
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Monday, August 15, 2011
Thursday, January 29, 2009
Mystery Solved
Tonight I got a mysterious text message from a number I didn't know. The sender indicated he had found my name and number on a piece of paper in the back of his car, but didn't know who I was. Odd, to say the least. I was feeling game, though, and we text messaged back and forth for a while about not much.
He asked when I graduated. I countered with "High school or college?" He requested both and when I provided the years he responded with a "Ha" and information about his own high school graduation 3 1/2 years ago and his current college status. Considering I graduated from college 4 years ago...things weren't looking up.
And then, out of no where, I got an inkling of an idea. He goes to SLCC. His name, Jace, sounded familiar. BAM! Institute. He had my number from last semester's class--he was the class pres. and was supposed to call to remind me about some assignment*. In the midst of our fun bantering I texted him that I had figured out how we knew each other. He concurred that must be it. Mystery solved.
Interesting to note that the fun and games were over once we figured out who the other person was. It was awkward. And the text messaging ended quite abruptly.
Just goes to show--men love a woman of mystery.
*Note: He never called. But I remembered. I'm just that good.
He asked when I graduated. I countered with "High school or college?" He requested both and when I provided the years he responded with a "Ha" and information about his own high school graduation 3 1/2 years ago and his current college status. Considering I graduated from college 4 years ago...things weren't looking up.
And then, out of no where, I got an inkling of an idea. He goes to SLCC. His name, Jace, sounded familiar. BAM! Institute. He had my number from last semester's class--he was the class pres. and was supposed to call to remind me about some assignment*. In the midst of our fun bantering I texted him that I had figured out how we knew each other. He concurred that must be it. Mystery solved.
Interesting to note that the fun and games were over once we figured out who the other person was. It was awkward. And the text messaging ended quite abruptly.
Just goes to show--men love a woman of mystery.
*Note: He never called. But I remembered. I'm just that good.
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